hahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY CAN'T I DO THINGS NOW UGH the police showed up at my house this morning and showed me this wogjero and I was like "Wigh?" and you won't belive

Alright, here we go again. The PS4 came out when I turned 60. I remember the good old days on the PS1 when I shoot the little 9 year old children on halo... Or was it friday night funkin... I can't remember, but my dog died during 9/11 now lets give it a fiver review so we can just submit yeah but guys that's not the end because you see the police knocked on MY door! And, they showed me this commercial I was SHOCKED. The

So, another wacky story that happened IRL.. So, this lady fell over on my car, and hit her head on the steering wheel. Obviously I was mad because she had gotten her dirty hands on my car door. I yelled at her to pay the bills to my house. She called the police, and they showed me this game, but overtime I realized I was being used by the police! They took my dog away! Okay? This game sucks.

This is actually the thing that saved my dog's life. It all began last Easter, I was homeless with a skinny dog. I thought about eating it because I was very hungry, but then.. The police showed up, and showed me this game, they said and I quote, "Don't eat your dog." But I was very hungry, and hard to persuade, but then they said "idk just play this game instead" 10/10 saved my dog's life.

Mincraft woman dog? police said you had one.

Very shiny like the gravestone of the police officer that showed me this (He also murdered my dog ) Good job animated orange :)

You see, this is actually the blue ball my dead dog played with. The police showed me this image while I was in the shower. I was SHOCKED it really resembles my old house car door.. The next